New idea: Bill employees for surfing

I’m guilty, I admit it: I’ve wasted bandwidth on company time. I’ve read The Onion when I should have been working for the Man. You know what I say to the Man? Tough. A boy’s gotta give his brain a rest during the day. All work and no play makes me grumpy. If you disagree, and want to monitor, or even bill, your employees for non-work-related Net access, get the new technology from Exinda networks. Don’t tell them I sent you.